Friday Humor - Google Rank Cake
By Tia Scott

-6 cups thick content mix
-1 jar word of mouth, whipped
-2 tablespoons meta tags
-1 cup creativity


1) In a bowl, stir content mix with 1 cup creativity. Stir. If hard, let sit overnight
2) Stir in meta tags.
3) Heat server to 100 degrees. In a 1024x768 pan or two 800x600 pans, pour mix. Beat in meta tags.
4) Let bake for one year.
5) While baking, prepare word of mouth.
6) Pagerank and Linkback will start to form on cake. Spread with a spoon of new content batter every 1-3 weeks.
7) Bake until done.

FAQS/Comments

Q. Should I buy content batter from the box or attempt to make it myself?
A. Content batter usually tastes best homemade. Although some people might want to get it over with and buy the mix from a box, it's all according to your taste. I, personally, believe homemade is more rich and adds your own personal touch.

Q. What if I'm out of creativity?
A. There are many, many people making these cakes and I'm sure they won't mind if you took a taste for inspiration. Sometimes the batter just needs a little beating. On the other hand, there are many people willing to give you free content batter in exchange for credit.

Q. I have baked for a year and pagerank nor linkback will grow!
A. Is the server set to the right temperature? Did you check it frequently? Several factors can contribute to lack of pagerank and linkback growth. Make sure you didn't do anything to make your cake stale.

Q. What brand of meta tags do you recommend?
A. Honestly, it doesn't matter. The generic ones are just as good as the expensive ones. So I wouldn't worry too much about spending tons of money on them. Actually"

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