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Search marketing in the new media era.

March 31, 2006
 
Chuck Norris doesn't optimize for Google...
...Google optimizes for Chuck Norris.

Google made up cloaking so it could hide from Chuck Norris.

Google originally called bigdaddy the "Chuck Norris" update but the web kept crashing.

Who's got facts now? Who's got facts?

Here are my originals.

And here's the Chuck Norris Facts site if you're wondering what the hell I'm talking about (as if this were different from any other post ;).

aborted facts:
Google once spider Chuck Norris' brain... and... something cool happened.
Chuck Norris doesn't search on Google. He makes Sergey tell him on their morning calls.
Chuck Norris got bidjammed once. Then he created AdWords and made Sergey run it for him.




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